if theres anyone who can see this after 5 years that would be insaaane
When you pet Lesser dog too much.
I’m a filthy memer
what the hell happened in 5 years
- Doctor: Now, do you have any exercise plans?
- Me: Yes, but I can't start yet.
- Doctor: Why not?
- Me: Because Pokémon Go doesn't come out till next year.
Boy: “Hey, babe. You ready for…….wait what is that?”
-Boy checks phone-
Boy: “Omg”
Girl: “What? What is it?”
Boy: “There’s something in the house.”
Girl: “What? I don’t understand.”
-Boy goes to bedroom door. Looks back at girl-
Boy: “Stay here.”
Girl: “Omg. Please don’t leave.”
Boy: “Shh shhh shhhh shut the fuck up. It’s right down stairs.”
-Girl starts shaking-
Girl: “Omg. You’re scaring me. What is it?”
-Boy leaves room. Foot steps down the stairs-
-long silence-
……
…….
……..
Girl: “Omg. Babe?”
-Loud fast footsteps up the stairs. Girl cries and pull the sheets over her head as the bedroom door bursts in. She hears heavy breathing-
Boy: -out of breath- “Babe.”
-Girl looks out from under the blanket confused-
-Boy shows her the phone in excitement-
Boy: “I just caught a Haunter!”
My pitch for a Pokemon Go advertisement. I think it would make a good one around Halloween.
- *Interrupts a production of Hamlet*
- Me: Hamlet that's not your dads ghost. It's a Gengar.
- Hamlet: holy shit.
