submitted by rikkitikkilicky
When you pet Lesser dog too much.
I’m a filthy memer
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if theres anyone who can see this after 5 years that would be insaaane
what the hell happened in 5 years
- Doctor: Now, do you have any exercise plans?
- Me: Yes, but I can't start yet.
- Doctor: Why not?
- Me: Because Pokémon Go doesn't come out till next year.
- *Interrupts a production of Hamlet*
- Me: Hamlet that's not your dads ghost. It's a Gengar.
- Hamlet: holy shit.
Me in the future
- Me: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
- Me: YOU BOTH ARE UNDER ARREST. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT --
- Criminal, takes out Pokemon Go: Prepare for trouble...
- Me: .....
- Me: No. NO WHAT ARE U DOING.
- Criminal 2, takes out Pokemon Go: Make it double...
- Me: DONT DO THIS TO ME
- Me: FUCK THIS SHIT
- Me, takes out Pokemon Go: FIGHT ME RN.
- breaks into a mosque: its not here?
- breaks into a synagogue: its not here...
- breaks into a church: its not here!
- local news: and when the vandal was finally arrested, she claimed that she was looking for an Arceus